The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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