I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
