Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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