so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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