it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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