i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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