that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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