All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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