Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Pooping to opera.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
