people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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