dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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