Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what day is it and did you see me today?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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