no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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