No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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