I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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