What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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