hotel room ftw
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
