Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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