How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
