Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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