super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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