no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
