Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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