Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
do nipples grow back?
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