I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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