I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I forget how to act sober
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