you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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