went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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