this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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