He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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