If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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