Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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