I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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