is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Define "chronic" masturbator.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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