ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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