Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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