awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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