watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think we might need a safe word for this...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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