I need help removing her.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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