You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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