Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
people are starting to question the shark bite story
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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