Your mouth is God's brothel.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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