am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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