my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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