I wish I only lived at night.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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