when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
porn star boner night. come get it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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