My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
love makes seman taste better
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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