that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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