I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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