Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Never let your siblings swipe right.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
