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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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