Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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